We heard a joke in college:
Once upon a time someone got pissed off at an ungrateful friend and sent them a gift. The ungrateful friend opened the box to find a t-shirt, a vibrator, and a note that said “If you don’t like the t-shirt, go fuck yourself.”
We would frequently tell this joke around Valentine’s day, Birthdays, and Christmas. Then we received the following gift*:
When we saw this we laughed so hard we peed ourselves.
For your pranking pleasure you can order a vibrator and a beautifully crappy t-shirt with a custom note that tells your recipient just how you feel about them!